Heavenly Driving Licence
Heavenly Driving Licence
Jesus, take the wheel. He's licensed.
Jesus, take the wheel. Here's the paperwork. The Heavenly Driving Licence is issued by the authority of HEAVEN to Jesus Christ, born 25 December 0001 in Bethlehem, resident at 12 Heavenly Way, Cloud Nine. The back lists fifteen celestial categories, from horse and chariot to cloud cart, with restriction codes like W-01: walking on water permitted.
The joke writes itself, so we just did the paperwork. The front follows a photocard layout with numbered fields: Christ, Jesus, born 25.12.0001, nationality Bethlehem, address 12 Heavenly Way. The licence number starts CHRIST and the signature is exactly what you'd expect.
Everything is editable. Put your own face on it and become the messiah of the five-a-side team, or give it to the friend who always offers to drive and never takes a wrong turn. Choose between two front backgrounds and set the category list on the back.
It's a light-hearted gift for Christmas, Easter, a vicar with a sense of humour, a confirmation party that doesn't take itself too seriously, or anyone whose driving needs divine intervention.
Why it works
Taking the wheel since year one.
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Issued by Heaven
Two celestial front designs with golden light and soft cloud tones. The issuing authority, dates and licence number are all editable.
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Fifteen divine categories
Chariots, carriages, cloud carts and a procession or two, each with its own illustrated icon on the back.
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Optional portrait effect
Give your own photo a heavenly makeover with one tap, or keep the classic portrait that comes with the card.
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Double-sided and durable
Printed on both sides of a rigid PVC card the size of a bank card, so it keeps its colour in a wallet.
Fully customisable
What you can change
Every field on both sides is editable, and the preview updates as you type.
- One of two heavenly front backgrounds
- Photo, with drag-to-position and zoom
- Name, signature, date of birth and nationality
- Address, issuing authority and licence number
- Celestial vehicle categories and restriction codes
- Front category style: text codes or icons
Card details
- Format
- CR80 (bank-card size)
- Size
- 85.6 × 53.98 mm
- Material
- Rigid PVC
- Both sides, full colour, 300 dpi
- Personalisation
- Photo, name and every printed field
- Checked
- By a person, before printing
- Dispatch
- Usually within 1–3 working days
- UK delivery
- £1.99 for one card · free for 2+
- Price
- £9.99 per card
Print quality
Double-sided
Front and back are both printed. Portrait and details on one side, categories on the other.
300 dpi, edge to edge
Sharp text, smooth colour and no white border. Small print stays readable.
Real PVC card
CR80 size, 85.6 × 53.98 mm. The same shape as a bank card, so it fits any wallet.
Checked by hand
Every order is approved by a person before printing. If a photo looks wrong, we'll get in touch.
The perfect gift
A good fit for
A personalised Heavenly Driving Licence costs £9.99 and fits inside a greetings card.
- Christmas and Easter
- Secret Santa
- Friends who always drive
- Someone whose driving needs a miracle
- Birthdays on 25 December
- Anyone named Jesus, Chris or Christian
Ordering
From this page to your wallet
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Pick a licence
Stunt driver, drink driving, McLovin or heavenly. Every design starts filled in, so you can see the joke before you change a thing.
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Make it yours
Add a photo, type a name, flip the card over. The preview changes as you type and shows both sides exactly as they'll print.
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We check and print it
A real person checks every design before it goes to print. Then it's printed on both sides of a PVC card and posted.
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It lands on your doormat
Most orders are dispatched within 1–3 working days and arrive by Royal Mail 1–3 working days later.
The Heavenly Driving Licence is a novelty collectible. It is not an official document and cannot be used as identification, to drive or to prove age.
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Make it a set
Mix designs in one order. Two cards ship free and the third is half price.